That using Christiany terms to draw that crowd I find particularly reprehensible.  But, I suppose you have to have a pretty low capacity for shame to pull one of these scams in the first place ...

There's a word for those types in Spanish: sinverguenza

I just logged into a mail account that I haven't used for ages.  What do I find in the inbox but 44, yes 44 individual advance fee fraud style e-mails!

Possibly...

But you don't wanna know how easy it is for these guys to find out where people live with minimal details!

Hmmm...

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Yeah, that was a good one!

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afternoons not help noticing that even in my despair; that YOU Will NOT talk
tuxedo with any knowledge of life, said Mr. Spenlow, adjusting his cravat

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Money laundering?

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If You are firm of purpose, active and are willing to earn some cash, then this offer is for You. The EcoLife Company is one of the largest cleansing facility dealers in the world. Every year we go out to the markets of different countries, keep and eye and study the demand and sales-market in every new country. As a result of our move to the market of Germany, Belgium, United Kingdom, Spain, Italy, France and Greece we are having temporary employee recruitment for the position of a financial manager. It is required for You to be:
Honest and executive
                  
- You must have a bank account
- You must have several free time hours per day
- You must have a phone number we can get through to You
- You must have an email address
             
The fact that You need no specialized knowledge or some sort of financial investment is sure an indisputable bonus of our partnership. The job we are offering to You consists of receiving bank wire transfers from our clients and partners on to Your bank account. Once the money is on Your account, You must send it to the customer's representative office that has the wares purchased by the customer in stock either via the Western Union or via the Money Gram. For Your service You get from 5% to 7% from the total amount of transferred funds. The EcoLife Company covers all other Western Union and Money Gram fees and costs.
Your service won't be needed on a constant basis, but only for the time of our sales-market study in Your region and also for the time of registration of all necessary papers and the corporative accounts opening. You don't just earn cash by working with us, but also help saving and cleaning our endangered environment.
If You have any questions, please contact us via email:
      
info@swiss-eco-life.be
 
Special offer! 
In order to work with us, you even may not have a bank account. You are welcome to consult our manager via the e-mail regarding this offer.

          
Best wishes to You
            
Klaus Preiss
EcoLife Company Administration

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Well, do feel free to mail them yourself!

I do like:

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The fact that You need no specialized knowledge or some sort of financial investment is sure an indisputable bonus of our partnership

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I'm sure it would indeed be a bonus to them if I was lacking in the specialised knowledge otherwise known as common sense.

My latest missve:

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Dear Beloved


As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is JAIN HAGIS I am a merchant of Oman nationality but presently residing in london.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.


I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.


I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.


I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity

organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Oman, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars 18,000,000 that I have with a finance/Security Company in europe. I will want you to help me collect this

deposit and dispatche it to charity organizations.


I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.


God be with you.


JAIN HAGIS



- JAIN HAGIS

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Beloved?  Should I be worried?  Still... 20% of $18,000,000 will leave me with... er... a cleaned out bank account and a rather red face.

Think I'll be relegating this to the spam bucket...