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RE: my latest piece of junk mail..


That is pretty thoughtful of them!

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Oh boy, here we go again!





To :  "Meri Fredda"


Subject :  hi


hold help XP Pro $50, Ms 0ffice XP $1OO, AD0BE Illustrator $80, Ms 0ffice 2OO3 $8O & more S0ftwares, all countries shiiping cast swimming closed http://sad%2eargueanswered%2Ecom%2emk%2Ew%77%77%77.als%6f%78l%73.com



sea standing down force great! repeat climb hopping please conduct never cousin.


interest maybe hopes beyond modern incident clothes exclaimed look scared"


big decision chief everyone pounds" usedto my women hands die words hat prairie


experience! better hurt carefully today feet area height strong state walking,


describe pale seat reached"






Well, the good news is that I'm hurting carefully today! Well, I'm off to repeat climb hopping!



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Can I have a pair of your 'incident clothes' please?  They sound rather interesting.

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I wanna meet the "Big Decision Chief" - he sounds cool - but I would also like a set of incident clothes - I might have an incident later!

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Nate you could make a bomb selling 'incident clothes'.  Imagine:


"Roll up, roll up.  Getcha incident cloves 'ere.  Free fra pand!"



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Making bombs is risky business Suey!

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It's good to know that you have 'women hands' to go with your other oh-so-feminine qualities.

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Yeah, so you said in your e-mail dude. I can't figure out which picture you're talking about, but I suspect you were looking at the wrong person! Two of the photos had women in them eh!


Surely you're not referring to action shot were I'm whooping up on a full grown man!



 


 


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-- Edited by NateO at 22:07, 2004-10-04

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Er, wtf?





From :  <TA5s76@aol.com>


Sent :  Friday, October 29, 2004 11:25 AM


To :  Nate_Oliver@yadda.com


Subject :  (no subject)


 


Whats up its Herald just e-mailing you to remind you that I already got Dovre's interview so you shouldnt be getting a carbon copy of an email to him from me. Later


 


Brian



 



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Geesh.  That sounds a bit real.  You sure you don't know a Brian?

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Hmmm, I know two of them, and neither is likely to send me such a weird note claiming their name is 'Herald.'

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indeed.

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Due to the sheer amount of junk advertising material that seems to be put though my front door these days, I have decided to collate it all for a month, then go though it to establish who is the worst offender.  I will then post the entire month's collection to the managing director of that company accompanied by a certificate congratulating them on being Junk Mailer Of The Month.


Or I may just send it all to anyone silly enough to enclose a pre-paid envelope... 



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What's nice is that you arent letting it get to you - I think thats good

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It's therapeutic, Dude.

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So's lying down with a nice warm drink -


Can we mail em a breeze block though? can we? can we?  awwww go oooooonnnn!!!!



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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

"Or I may just send it all to anyone silly enough to enclose a pre-paid envelope...  "

Dude, just gather it up, send it to yourself and place the offender as the return address with no postage on the envelope.

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Looks like it's vitally important.


Talking of junk mail - have you taken me off your blocked senders list?  Or am I going to be destined to your spam list forever?



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does anyone get the hospital insurance type letters in their post?

you know, i won £60000 the other day
i was chuffed

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Cool. You could buy your own hospital with that!

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i could!
what should i name it?

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St Annes Hospital for Poorly Bonnie Pirates.

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Erm, wtf?






From :  Glenn H <ICIGDWSMMYB@fcofliho.com>

Sent :  Friday, December 31, 2004 12:27 PM To :  "Nate_okones_" <nate_okones_@hotmail.com> Subject :  you think? ezbykeblyzsbdnaak (P(H(A(M(A(R(Y( (h(e(r(e'so.u.r site ...imv.fgdcvs.comkuo


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-- Edited by NateO at 20:10, 2004-12-31

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It's always good to revive old threads.  I had 2 bits of spam that I know you're all just dying to read:






In a message dated 22/05/2005 22:27:56 GMT Standard Time, Hugo@kbunktv.com writes:
 
Hello, 

l am dating a much younger woman (21).  Before we began dating I was hearing
stories of guys younger than me taking Vitamin V.
 
Guys in their 20's and thirties were using VlAGRRA and so I decided that I needed
that same edge the younger guys were getting.
 
25 mg is best for me and I have found that VlAGGRA makes me a super stud and
the girl rides me and always has an orgasm or two. It has made me much better
in bed and I give her some very long and extended foreplay now.
 
It has really helped my confidence knowing that if needed I can give it to her any time she wants it.
 
V. has to be the greatest invention since sliced bread. 

Hugo





Thanks for the info, Hugo.   Watch it, ladies - soon you will be helpless to resist the incredible power of Viagra Fuelled Dazza!   I shall be sure to injest at least 5 portions of Vitamin 'V' every day.


Speaking of which...






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Message:
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Yes, that's right.  Not eating my vegetables has turned me into an American.  It's so difficult to eat those 5 portions.  4 is easy.  Six is fine.  But 5.
 
This one reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer starts eating the power sauce bars that unleash the awesome power of apples!



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Erm, that was, erm, really nice of Hugo to share his personal experience with you like that!

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I thought so.

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Er...





From :  -+-PinkToy-+- <gbtkntny@aklsjdlkasjdlksajd.com>
Sent :  Thursday, September 1, 2005 5:45 PM
To :  <newmanbf@hotmail.com>
Subject :  most popular vibrator ever
 
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Beware the JackRabbit!!!.



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