my latest piece of junk mail..

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

RE: my latest piece of junk mail..

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Oh boy, here we go again!

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Well, the good news is that I'm hurting carefully today! Well, I'm off to repeat climb hopping!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Can I have a pair of your 'incident clothes' please? They sound rather interesting.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

I wanna meet the "Big Decision Chief" - he sounds cool - but I would also like a set of incident clothes - I might have an incident later!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Nate you could make a bomb selling 'incident clothes'. Imagine:

"Roll up, roll up. Getcha incident cloves 'ere. Free fra pand!"

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Making bombs is risky business Suey!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

It's good to know that you have 'women hands' to go with your other oh-so-feminine qualities.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Yeah, so you said in your e-mail dude. I can't figure out which picture you're talking about, but I suspect you were looking at the wrong person! Two of the photos had women in them eh!

Surely you're not referring to action shot were I'm whooping up on a full grown man!

I see trees of green........ red roses too

-- Edited by NateO at 22:07, 2004-10-04

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Er, wtf?

From : <TA5s76@aol.com>

Sent : Friday, October 29, 2004 11:25 AM

To : Nate_Oliver@yadda.com

Subject : (no subject)

Whats up its Herald just e-mailing you to remind you that I already got Dovre's interview so you shouldnt be getting a carbon copy of an email to him from me. Later

Brian

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Geesh. That sounds a bit real. You sure you don't know a Brian?

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Hmmm, I know two of them, and neither is likely to send me such a weird note claiming their name is 'Herald.'

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

indeed.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Due to the sheer amount of junk advertising material that seems to be put though my front door these days, I have decided to collate it all for a month, then go though it to establish who is the worst offender. I will then post the entire month's collection to the managing director of that company accompanied by a certificate congratulating them on being Junk Mailer Of The Month.

Or I may just send it all to anyone silly enough to enclose a pre-paid envelope...

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

What's nice is that you arent letting it get to you - I think thats good

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

It's therapeutic, Dude.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

So's lying down with a nice warm drink -

Can we mail em a breeze block though? can we? can we? awwww go oooooonnnn!!!!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"Or I may just send it all to anyone silly enough to enclose a pre-paid envelope... "

Dude, just gather it up, send it to yourself and place the offender as the return address with no postage on the envelope.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

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Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Looks like it's vitally important.

Talking of junk mail - have you taken me off your blocked senders list? Or am I going to be destined to your spam list forever?

bonniepirateanne · Date: Dec 19, 2004

does anyone get the hospital insurance type letters in their post?

you know, i won £60000 the other day
i was chuffed

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Cool. You could buy your own hospital with that!

bonniepirateanne · Date: Dec 19, 2004

i could!
what should i name it?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

St Annes Hospital for Poorly Bonnie Pirates.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Erm, wtf?

From : Glenn H <ICIGDWSMMYB@fcofliho.com>
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No, I don't think! Captain Canada!!

-- Edited by NateO at 20:10, 2004-12-31

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

It's always good to revive old threads. I had 2 bits of spam that I know you're all just dying to read:

In a message dated 22/05/2005 22:27:56 GMT Standard Time, Hugo@kbunktv.com writes:

Hello,

l am dating a much younger woman (21). Before we began dating I was hearing
stories of guys younger than me taking Vitamin V.

Guys in their 20's and thirties were using VlAGRRA and so I decided that I needed
that same edge the younger guys were getting.

25 mg is best for me and I have found that VlAGGRA makes me a super stud and
the girl rides me and always has an orgasm or two. It has made me much better
in bed and I give her some very long and extended foreplay now.

It has really helped my confidence knowing that if needed I can give it to her any time she wants it.

V. has to be the greatest invention since sliced bread.
Hugo

Thanks for the info, Hugo. Watch it, ladies - soon you will be helpless to resist the incredible power of Viagra Fuelled Dazza! I shall be sure to injest at least 5 portions of Vitamin 'V' every day.

Speaking of which...

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Yes, that's right. Not eating my vegetables has turned me into an American. It's so difficult to eat those 5 portions. 4 is easy. Six is fine. But 5.

This one reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer starts eating the power sauce bars that unleash the awesome power of apples!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Erm, that was, erm, really nice of Hugo to share his personal experience with you like that!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

I thought so.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Er...

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