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The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
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Surely you're not referring to action shot were I'm whooping up on a full grown man!
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Due to the sheer amount of junk advertising material that seems to be put though my front door these days, I have decided to collate it all for a month, then go though it to establish who is the worst offender. I will then post the entire month's collection to the managing director of that company accompanied by a certificate congratulating them on being Junk Mailer Of The Month.
Or I may just send it all to anyone silly enough to enclose a pre-paid envelope...
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It's always good to revive old threads. I had 2 bits of spam that I know you're all just dying to read:
In a message dated 22/05/2005 22:27:56 GMT Standard Time, Hugo@kbunktv.com writes:
Hello,
l am dating a much younger woman (21). Before we began dating I was hearing stories of guys younger than me taking Vitamin V.
Guys in their 20's and thirties were using VlAGRRA and so I decided that I needed that same edge the younger guys were getting.
25 mg is best for me and I have found that VlAGGRA makes me a super stud and the girl rides me and always has an orgasm or two. It has made me much better in bed and I give her some very long and extended foreplay now.
It has really helped my confidence knowing that if needed I can give it to her any time she wants it.
V. has to be the greatest invention since sliced bread.
Hugo
Thanks for the info, Hugo. Watch it, ladies - soon you will be helpless to resist the incredible power of Viagra Fuelled Dazza! I shall be sure to injest at least 5 portions of Vitamin 'V' every day.
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Yes, that's right. Not eating my vegetables has turned me into an American. It's so difficult to eat those 5 portions. 4 is easy. Six is fine. But 5.
This one reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer starts eating the power sauce bars that unleash the awesome power of apples!