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Susan


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Rude! You leave her Mastadons out of it.

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sha76jam


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Vic!  It would appear your husband is trying to seduce me!

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ddvmor


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Shhhhhh!  Don't tell Vic.  It can be our secret.  You, me and the mastodon.

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sha76jam


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But it just wouldn't feel right, I know your the king, but Vic's my friend, she likes badgers & digging, I wouldn't want to upset her.



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Oh all right then.  But who gets custody of the mastodon?

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sha76jam


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Well I don't think the mastadon belonged to anyone, it kind of just wandered in.

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I think it's gone now, anyway.


I miss it...



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It's best it goes, just hope it's not found by some scientist who wants to ask intrusive questions about it's private life.

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VicM


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King,  What are you playing at eh?


Thank you Sharon - I knew I could trust you!!


King - leave the mastodon be.



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NateO


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The ****'s gonna hit the fan now dude!

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ddvmor


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quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
"The ****'s gonna hit the fan now dude! "

The ****?  Is that short for Mastodon?  Won't that be really messy?


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Really messy!

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VicM


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You guys make me laugh - thanks!!



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What are you playing at eh?

See Vic mate, you do know what a player is!

Okay, someone's trying to tell me something, fresh from my 'hot mail':


Subject : toothpick maestros for 3

Most labyrinths believe that reactor of cloud formation pour freezing cold water on near dahlia.about clock bounce judge toward.Still take a peek at her from over pickup truck, make love to her fundraiser inside stalactite with girl of onlooker.tuba player inside is phony.When you see related to briar patch, it means that light bulb living with trembles.
facsimile rifle costume discoid electress

Her fundraiser?! Interesting way of putting it!! Vot de fook?

-- Edited by NateO at 20:23, 2004-07-23

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VicM


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fundraiser

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And they're still coming:

To : Essie
Subject : umbrella 9711 shadows

vacuum cleaner from write a love letter to nation behind lover, but behind senator bounce blithe spirit living with paycheck.Unlike so many clocks who have made their chic plaintiff to us.Essie and I took tenor near (with of turn signal, pine cone living with.class action suit for teach for fighter pilot, but inside lover prefer fruit cake from.
spokesman integument debrief animism




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sha76jam


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Give'm long enough & they'll randomly generate the complete works of Shakespeare.

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NateO


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Back to mastadons!


Subject : mastadon 24 toothaches

Sometimes chess board of customer starts reminiscing about lost glory, but corporation from submarine always conquer behind freight train!A few debutantes, and bicep related to waif) to arrive at a state of pig pengraduated cylinder related to football team, from judge, and omphalos over vacuum cleaner are what made America great!tenor throw at anomaly defined by hockey player.Jacob and I took dahlia living with (with for pig pen, near satellite.
mamma surtax ornately sable plane


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Susan


Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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OK, try this one for size:




crummy iffy reticulum parr flippant commotion roster spectacular erotica snivel prof covariant edwardian centerpiece post caraway acquit medford blissful fierce astronautic gil lepidolite palmate bellyfull camel spurt blueprint thug .
tarantula thermistor cornelia else introject planetesimal friable pander canonic serve timon yip spectacle cadet annual vinyl flatland impish chafe robe declaratory billfold mitten notwithstanding buzzsaw autumn interject nathaniel roadster wildcatter abetting dc trespass tellurium algerian electrolytic blissful retrofitting holmium jackass metamorphose phosphorescent inaccuracy collage coyote detergent cosponsor croix adherent jeopard anna



Nate, I notice you got your name in there amongst the quality drivel! 

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sha76jam


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quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
"and omphalos over vacuum cleaner are what made America great!"

 Ah!  So that's what it was!  Always wondered!


May I ask "Why would you moccasin bartend"?  See I've been asked thisy an online pharmacy and I just don't know how to answer!



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NateO


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I haven't a clue Sharon, perhaps to diversify a little...

Nice to see I made the drivel cut Suey!

Fresh from the hotmail:


Subject : coerce messy viennese

When movie theater inside panics, chain saw defined by toothpick feels nagging remorse.Effie and I took starlet near girl scout (with impresario inside, behind cashier.gonads remain placid.But they need to remember how thoroughly over nation panics.If mirror of hockey player brainwash related to garbage can, then chestnut beyond ruminates.Now and then, from submarine seek hockey player for garbage can.
modesto scan thousandth cautious chevron fingertip

Guess being behind the cashier wasn't doing it for him!

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VicM


Baaaaa.
No, really - Just Baaaaa.

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I just logged onto a really old yahoo account we have (in fact the one that shows as my e-mail address on here) fully expecting to find some juicy spam (since neither of us has looked at it for about 6 years) only to find our inbox EMPTY. hmph.

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bonniepirateanne


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that's the only thing worse than opening it and finding 500junks.. sorry vic

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NateO


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To :  "Reena Leanne"


Subject :  Fwd: belowholding


 


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whether allow us bicycle parents later continuous! walk scene dress wonderful


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replied looking similar dirty desire! greatest near scared ah tragedy now dont


girl holding,


sister matter neck handsome. house guess towards against!


especially piece want visit built" bent servant bound today as neighbor went,


occurred situation supposed table grammar, hello leaving according pattern


going, arm while continue game grow stay became"


slowly found talk looked noble. your sandwich love worse life seize enjoy house


journal feeling.


 




-- Edited by NateO at 19:18, 2004-09-13

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ddvmor


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Is Leanne your weekend name, Nate?

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Erm, no. Not sure wtf that was all about!

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ddvmor


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At least they've noticed that your sandwich love is worse...

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Right, while I do still enjoy house journal feeling.

-- Edited by NateO at 23:50, 2004-09-14

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ddvmor


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Does Dead Saturday occur once a year?


Mine are never as interesting as that:



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-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:51, 2004-09-15

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ddvmor


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