The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Okay, someone's trying to tell me something, fresh from my 'hot mail':
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Her fundraiser?! Interesting way of putting it!! Vot de fook?
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I haven't a clue Sharon, perhaps to diversify a little...
Nice to see I made the drivel cut Suey!
Fresh from the hotmail:
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Guess being behind the cashier wasn't doing it for him!
I just logged onto a really old yahoo account we have (in fact the one that shows as my e-mail address on here) fully expecting to find some juicy spam (since neither of us has looked at it for about 6 years) only to find our inbox EMPTY. hmph.
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Damn that full-stop key! (I'd say 'Period' for our american readers, but that means something entirely different over here! I can't believe that you lot have periods all over your writing. Gross! )
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