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NateO


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That's not a proper noun dude, it'a a You can't polish a turd
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Wow, did that get fubared!

Yeah, nit, it's a College basketball tournament!

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I suppose the basketball tourney's name is a proper noun!

Still, I haven't shot hoops in a few years man!

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Doh!!




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Suey or Soot, they're both sooo right.

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"Yeah, nit, it's a College basketball tournament!"
I think you're wrong, Nit, m'boy.  It's a good ole Briddish word for 'Head Lice'.

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I give you a dictionary entry, you give me a poem.

Still dude, not a proper name. Not to mention that Nathan -> Nit requires a fairly big leap (I suppose they share two constantans... ). Sort of like Richard -> Dick. Who came up with that one? And who was the Dick who thought that was kosher?

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Ugh, nice spell checker! Erm, consonants.

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Constanstans sounds like the Greek waiter you'd wake up with after a hen night on too much Ouzo.

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Yah but it's kinda funny and Nit does sound a little bit like Nate....  He he he...



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quote:
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"Constanstans sounds like the Greek waiter you'd wake up with after a hen night on too much Ouzo. "
Personal experience there, Soot?

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mmmmmmmm ouzo!

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quote:
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"Personal experience there, Soot?"
Would I?

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Mental note: Don't drink too much Ouzo.

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Good resolution.

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"Mental note: Don't drink too much Ouzo. "
I notice you're staying tight lipped on the subject of waking up next to Greek Waiters!

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I don't drink Ouzo; don't know much about it.

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Here's the latest and Greatest:


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Subject: Me good news - be young again
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say, no, I didn't model for that action figure," he says. "I think Brad Pitt
modeled for my action figure."
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the break extended to rural teachers, which the federal government made
available only to schools that are enrolled in the Small Rural School
Achievement program.
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WTF?!

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What's not to get?  It makes perfect sense to me.


Oh, hang on...  I was reading it upside down...



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If "Doc Ock", whomever he may be, is more "modestyly proportioned" than a guy who declares himself "hung like a hamster" then you have to feel sorry for the poor chap!  Wait, I think I had an e-mail about something that could help him.

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Who made that dubious claim Sharon?

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Hmmm, a brief google search on the phrase points to Brad Pitt quite frequently.

I've never checked out the undercarriage of a male hamster, so I'm not sure what to make of all this.

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And here's today's (also mentions cleavage):


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WTF? Is this supposed to inspire me to buy something or something?

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quote:
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"...avocado pit inside stalactite..."
I was wondering where that avacado pit had gone...

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quote:
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"Hmmm, a brief google search on the phrase points to Brad Pitt quite frequently. I've never checked out the undercarriage of a male hamster, so I'm not sure what to make of all this. "
Male hamsters have the biggest sized balls (in relation to the overall size of the hamster) in the world (at least I say so) - they are huge - they drag along the ground behind them.  Not sure about the important bit though - never looked that closely....

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Ouch, think of the carpet burns.

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Sounds like some big cajones!

Here’s the latest for your reading pleasure:


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"I fell madly in love with her and when I found out she was married, I
didn't know how I would manage to see her," he told the daily Libertatea on
Thursday. "The only way was to see her in the courtroom, so I looked in the
law book and came up with all kinds of excuses."
Collectively, that makes districts throughout the South too large to get
the break extended to rural teachers, which the federal government made
available only to schools that are enrolled in the Small Rural School
Achievement program.
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sha76jam


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Nobody's ever tried to seduce me over a mastadon.  I feel I may have missed out!

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D'oh, I'm mixing up my own spam now!

-- Edited by NateO at 19:07, 2004-07-22

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Oh, Sharon.  Your eyes look so lovely in this light.  The mastodon is reflected perfectly in them....

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