The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I probably would have done if I hadn't have been able to have mine naturally. I've nothing against it at all, in fact it's very commendable, just wouldn't want someone else's snotty kid while they had my beautiful little angel!!!
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Those 'patches' are her awards for drinking different levels of drinker under the table! Don't let the angelic smile fool you. "
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Ever had lemon meringue pie? Lemon curd's the lemony stuff inside. "
hmm, i see the connection BUT i am an absolute fan of the lemon (even known to eat them raw), lemon meringue pie is a favourite of mine.. the curd is kinda for bread, and that's what upsets me.. and so the things is, i dont think they're the same, thank you