The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was talking with a friend last night who's a tattoo artist and comic book artist that lives in Essex. He was telling me that he's coming to the states to do some comic book signings but that he has to leave right afterwards or he could get into trouble. So when I asked why, he told me the story of his last trip to the states. Now, I can't guarantee this is true, (could be an urban legend for all I know) but darn funny nonetheless.
He said that he was here in the south for his last comic book signing and had run out of smokes, so he asked a friend where to get them and the friend pointed to a convenience store around the corner. So he went in and asked the guy behind the counter for some fags. The clerk got all upset and told them "we don't serve your kind here!" and tried to kick him out. He couldn't understand what was going on and, confused, said to the guy "Sir, I just really want some fags." So the clerk got irate and started screaming at him and reached under the counter. Well my friend was convinced the guy was going for a gun and knocked the clerk out so he could get away. Turns out the clerk was really hitting a silent alarm and the police showed up and arrested my friend. After watching the security tape, my friend tried to explain the situation to the cops. "Finally," he said, "someone explained to me that that's what you call gay men in this country!"
He was still arrested for assault and now is only allowed in the states under supervision so he doesn't go searching for fags anymore. lol
(I'd just link to the site, but it's uhm... not G rated )
What is a houseboy today? A Houseboy is boy that is looking for a unique position for a change, a career, some even love. A Houseboy’s age can range from 18 to 60. Many want to be a personal assistant, a housekeeper, a bookkeeper, a chief, and many other duties. In the past a Houseboy would serve as assistant and some even grow into a life long relationship with their employers. For some that is taboo. Many stable couples today will take in a Houseboy for the household duties and to mentor.
Does a Houseboy get paid? This is an area that is very different for many. Most Houseboys are paid in terms of Room and Board, Meals, Travel, Furnishings for their private spaces. Some get a phone line; some even get their own Personal Computers and a means of Internet access for it. Some Houseboys will be on a salary while others will get an allowance for spending moneys. Others will want the stable home and have a rent free environment and will be able to maintain an outside part time job to get spending moneys for them. This is an area that is so different that it should be discussed in detail and an arrangement worked out that is good for everyone.
Some items to consider when working as a houseboy or hiring a houseboy:
Job description
In person interview and at whose expense
Trial period? How long?
Hours of work, days off and holidays
Transportation and travel expenses to the new assignment
Qualifications
Living conditions, room included rent free or deducted from salary
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "So back on topic - what comics does he do then? Indie stuff? Any I'm likely to have seen? I'm a bit of a comic fan-boy. "
lol
