The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
maybe i will take on and's nutshell role in her absence (although i warn you, it won't be as good):
stead and daz have been picking on each other, be it about girlfriends, body shape or general manliness.
the jdk has a girlfriend (catfish) whom he tricked into going on holiday with him and made her pay for everything (although now there is some confusion as to whether she is real or fake)
andromeda got her new house and so hasn't been around much. charles is safely out of lebanon. jackie has been thinking of buying a desk (or maybe just likes ikea). most of the members of this board hate macs. i dont. pres bush said sh*t. nate got his lovely new jeep damaged but now it's fixed. rochester fought off a dalek. susan is being persuaded to show her assets to the boys and at some point darren was sitting at a bus stop.
That, I have to say, was masterful! Turns out that And's summing-up-abaility is utterly replaceable. There may be a fight on for the top job here. Hopefully with jelly...