The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So this morning I wander downstairs to make myself some breakfast and pick up the post from the doormat and what do I find? A card saying that the postman tried to deliver a parcel at 7.05 this morning and couldn't 'cos... well he didn't tick ny of the boxes, so I don't know. Anyway - I was sitting up in bed reading a Batman comic at 7.05 and the basserd definitely didn't ring the doorbell like he's supposed to, so now I have to traipse all the way over to Patchway Depot to pick up my parcel.
This comes just 48 hours after discovering that the very same postman had been stockpiling our parcels for about 3 weeks at the depot without putting a friggin' card through the door. The only reason we found out that they had 6 parcels behind the desk for us was that he'd actully bothered to leave us a card for one of them on Thursday (he probably had the day off and someone else was covering his round)... the lady behind the counter at the Depot recognised our address and told us that she had a whole pile of parcels for us!
Apparently the whole parcel delivery system in the UK is reliant on one lady at Patchway postal depot recognising addresses! So if you're expecting a parcel and it hasn't turned up, give me a shout and I'll go and ask the Post Depot Lady for you!
no no silly, if you look closely you will see no return address on the back, which indicates they are all personal letters sent directly to you (altho none from the usa, they like to put return addresses on i believe)
quote: Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne "no no silly, if you look closely you will see no return address on the back, which indicates they are all personal letters sent directly to you (altho none from the usa, they like to put return addresses on i believe)"
Yes, but we like to put our return addresses on the front.
Okay, the semantics of how the keyboard in front of you came to be there, yes. So I'm wondering if it's your individuality or the uniqueness of your keyboard?
Could you ask is they've got my two...ahem...Barbie dolls?
.. answer: it didn't ship, i picked it up 
