The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well you see KT - JDK is about 20% bigger than I am and should therefore be using 20% more weight. Due to his laziness (as born out by the persistence of his big belly) he is using light weights, so not pushing himself, so I dont need to worry about him failing.
I, on the other hand, was working very hard.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Man these threads lately have my eyebrows going up so often, they may get stuck like that and I'll look like one of those people who had way too many facelifts and can't blink anymore.
Why would any of the preceeding comments cause eyebrow lifting? I don't see what your problem is. I suggested that Stead was scraping the barrel for exuses, nothing eyebrow raising there. He then suggested that the barrel was the one I keep Rochester in. A revelation, yes, but hardly an eyebrow raising one. I then indicated that the hole in said barrel was not, in fact an eye hole. Perhaps there is something eyebrow raising material there, but not that I can identify. After all, it's just the hole that I pour his food and water through...