The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
That's pretty cool, Brian. Gave me forty seven seconds of fun there. And I don't even have sound on my work PC.
Here's an anecdote to releive your boredom...
I just went downstairs to buy myself a snickers bar from the vending machine. I put all of my small change in the machine in an effort to save my pockets and then promptly typed in the wrong number, getting a packet of opal fruits (starbursts to you, I think). Then the machine switched itself to 'exact change only' meaning that I could not even order myself a second confection. Imagine the disappointment of a man craving a snickers when he gets opal fruits instead. It's just not the same and I'm eating them very distainfully.
You let the machine win if you are actually eating them. I have had this very thing happen to me a time or two, fortunately the cafeteria is next to the vending machines and I can go in there and get change. Press on JDK, the work day is almost over (or is it over already?...darned time zones)
