The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im with the vickster on this one - i once had someone order black bush and coke. i had to ask 3 times if they were sure, i couldnt believe someone could be so crass as to mix the two - whats the point of buying a nice whiskey if you are gonna dilute it with sugary muck?
Irish or Scotch Whiskey with a little ice is generally my plan of attack, I'll go neat with Bushmills.
Jim Beam? Goes down a lot better with a splash of Coke, unless, of course, you’re a freak of nature. Canadian Whiskey (Rye) goes down best with a splash of Ginger Ale.
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "Too right Joe mate. What's all this Vodka & coke, Vodka & orange rubbish eh - just drink it with an ice cube. Same goes for Brandy, Whiskey, Rum, anything really except Gin - there is just no point to Gin - it tastes bad - do what you want to it! "
What's so wrong with a screwdriver now and then? Personally, I'm more of a tequila girl.. and usually I take my vodka straight... but sometimes a tequila sunrise or a screwdriver is a good change.
Rude name? - put lime in it and it turns into a cement mixer - my advice is never try it or you will be quite ill.
Favorite cocktail has to be a white russian, althoug h so many people just dont know how to make them properly, bleedin amateurs
I had a martini once, cant say i liked it that much, tequilla and me usually have a run in once a month - when me and my mate Kate go out but apart from that i stay well clear of the stuff if i can help it, or if it is silver
May I recommend a shot of sambuca, swilled round the glass, Baileys & Tia Maria simultaneously added & then set alight, flame blown out & knocked back in one - can't remember the name. Actually, I've gone off the sweet & creamy type cocktails & never did like the fruity ones, so cocktail of choice at the mo is a Rusty Nail (whisky & Drambuie)
At the moment me an' the guys I go out with do beer most of the night and finish with a run of sambucas which have to be set light in your mouth - much amusement!