The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So here I am, sitting in the office on a saturday morning. It doesn't happen very often these days, it's true, but I am stuck here as a direct result of middle management getting excited and flapping about an incredibly minor issue.
That notwithstanding (isn't that a great word) my actual annoyance stems, not from the fact that I'm in the office on a saturday morning, but from the fact that NOTHING'S BLOODY WORKING!
The printer is knackered. The internal messaging system that I need to notify branches of issues is kackered. The Data Warehouse that I need to run my bloody queries is knackered. Even Outlook seems to be knackered.
