The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So this morning, I'd planned to get up a little earlier than normal as I was being picked up by a workmate (yes... the 'nightmare' one) at 6.30.
So up I got at quarter to, wandered into the bathroom, brushed my teeth, did a couple of other things that I won't detail here and went back to the bedroom to dress... only to find that it was, in fact ten to 5. I'd got up an hour early.
Bugrit.
Still.. I then had the benefit of going back to bed for an hour! Yay!
Funny, when I looked at you across the smoke-filled room (well, not really, but it sounds good) in that meeting this morning I did think you looked a little baggy-eyed & sleepy!
Must have been the way the drool dripped from your jowls and your head kept hitting the desk before jerking yourself awake again!
