The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Long ago, in the land of tea and biscuits where the small chocolate covered snails ate only yellow snow and the rain fell in my open window and soaked my Carpet which had been found in a very old shed belonging to A bearded Hag , there lived a Dragon. He had a very large club foot, which he used to Persuade people to eat brocolli. It came to pass out in the back end of a small pink hairy hippopotamus' ear, that the way to the dark, stinky and somewhat marvellous green toadstool which, would be (should it fall upwards in a Freak of nature such as a man called Stead) purple and bulbous was paved with