The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm in a teleconference. I'm supposed to be listening and contributing to the content of the teleconference, but it's so intensely dull that I thinought I'd come here and write a post about how I'm not listening or contributing to the content of the teleconference.
So, it's official. The JDBB is more interesting than the content of my teleconference. What else is it more interesting than?
Yes, I suspect it is. And indeed, it is probably more interesting than the fact that you think that the JDBB is more interesting than the fact that I think it's more interesting then my teleconference. And that's saying something!
What is also interesting is that every time I have typed the word 'teleconference' (this time included!), I have typed it incorrectly and have had to go back and correct it. Interesting, but not as interesting as the JDBB.
right yeah, interesting but not that interesting ps.. are they not finding it odd that you keep stepping out of the teleconference?
Every time I read the word "Finding" I see "Fondling" and go off on a mental boobie adventure - thats interesting but not as interesting as the JDBB either...
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