The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'd just like to apologise for any D's missing in my posts. The key's gone dodgy & if I don't hit it really hard it does nothing. It also just made a funny cracking noise!
How did this go? I need to know cos I realise that it may be quite difficult to type my username without a fully-functioning 'D' key. And I know you like to spend a good proportion of your spare time typing my username.
D, look at D Half a circle, half a moon, an apple slice There goes D, Captain D My boy D, Commander D, the well-known D D's getting on in years so he moves a little bit slower now D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore And then there's W, here comes W It's double wide, it cannot hide its pride, it's W They call it W, there's that W It thinks it's king, its all-time favorite thing is W
