The Options Game (Part 2)

Aodan · Teiam Member

RE: The Options Game (Part 2)

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Oh pie every time, as long as it's got a sweet filling (cakes can be a bit dry)

Pie in the sky goals or realistic, attainable goals

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Oh pie in the sky every time, as long as it's got a sweet filling.

Apple pie in the sky or cherry pie in the sky.

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Apple pie in my tum, yum, cos it's applier than cherry pie and has less risk of choking you on a stone that's been left in by mistake (or on purpose )

Choking on a cherry stone or cutting your throat all the way dwon on a sharp crisp?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Um. Do you not chew your crisps then? Why are you swallowing cherry stones?

Of the two... the crisp one probably carries less risk of death.

Er...

Ready salted or salt and vinegar?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Salt and Vinegar, even though it makes my mouth turn inside out. But in a good way :)

Green Plants or Flowers

In your house, on your house, in your garden..wherever.

Catfish · Killer Of Trees

I think the answer to this definately depends on how you received such injury.

I personally associate carpet burns with a pleasureable activity . However, I associate gravel grazes with falling off my motorbike when I was younger!

Hence it's definitly got to be Carpet Burns.

Umm... let me think...

Carpet or laminate flooring?

Catfish · Killer Of Trees

Ummm... so I think I did that wrong as I was looking at a post 2 days ago rather than the last one... sorry I will get the hang of this I promise!

Anyways.... I like plants with flowers .... they are boring otherwise...

So... Bee sting or wasp sting?

I've only ever had a bee sting (on my eye lid) and it wasn't nice...

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Wasp sting, I'm allergic to bees. Weirdly I hate wasps though, and not bees

This morning, on my way to the train, something (luckily it turned out to be a hoverfly) flew down my cleavage. I was very glad there was no one around to watch me franticly fishing the damn thing out! So, should an unidentified bug enter your undies do you remove it at whatever cost & risk exposing yourself or cross your fingers & risk getting stung somewhere sensitive?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Heh. Happens to me all the time. That's why there's an 'edit post' link t the top of each of your posts! You can cover up many sins that way!

I go with bee-stings cos at least you know it wasn't malicious.

woulf you rather put up with maliciousness or stupidness?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Too slow there Darren! You going to use that edit button?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Nah. I'll just expose myself, ta!

So... presented with a flasher would you point and laugh , studiously ignore it or run away?

(can we talk more about your cleavage?)

-- Edited by ddvmor at 21:19, 2006-07-19

Catfish · Killer Of Trees

I think I would have to point and laugh ....

So talking of cleavages...

Would you rather have a double H bosom cleavage or an exposed (but quite pert) bottom cleavage?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Ooh, need to be able to see who's eyeing up my cleavage, so can't be doing with exposing any behind me!

So, as cleavage seems to be the topic of the night; flaunt it shamelessly to get served quicker or wait your turn? (Blokes can answer as to which they feel is more appropriate)

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hmm. I think I'd go for waiting your turn. We are a nation of queues and if shameless flaunting of cleavages disrupts that tradition, then who knows what chaos we will descend into. Armageddon is nigh, I tell you. I see the four horsemen, all shamelessly flaunting. Pestilence is not a pretty sight.

Now then...

Tradition or Change?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 22:54, 2006-07-19

Aodan · Teiam Member

This is a tough call.. cuz many traditions are beautiful and should be maintained, but there are some that are not so lovely, and should have gone out when we left the dark ages.

I don't know how to vote on this one...

I guess I'll say change, just because change is growth, and growth is usually good.

if you had a time machine would you

Revisit the past or Check out the future

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Oooh. The future. Definitely. World peace, space ships, teleporters and shiny, shiny robots! And those damn dirty apes!

Apes or lizards?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Definitely the past, hopefully staying long enough to pick up some of the knowledge we've forgotten, which could impact the future.

Time machine or spacecraft capable of going faster than the speed of light? (Please note, the second cannot be used to do the job of the first)

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Oops! My turn to be slow! Lizards, they come in better colours!

Sit on a rock or use a rock as a tool?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

sha76jam wrote:

Time machine or spacecraft capable of going faster than the speed of light? (Please note, the second cannot be used to do the job of the first)

But could I use the first to obtain the second?

sha76jam wrote:

Oops! My turn to be slow! Lizards, they come in better colours! Sit on a rock or use a rock as a tool?

Sit on it. It's too hot for DIY.

DIY or get a man in? Er... to clarify, I'm talking about decorating, putting up shelves, that sort of thing...

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

ddvmor wrote:

But could I use the first to obtain the second?

No, don't be awkward!

Get a man in (Rich usually!)

Buy a house to do up or one that's all been done?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Um. By neccessity I will probably be buying one that needs work in the near future, but I'd much rather have one that's all done for me. Kinda like convenience food.

Ready meals or lovely fresh stuff?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Ooh, definitely fresh.

Fresh orange with bits or without?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

With bits. It's just... bittier. You feel like you're getting more genuine orange for your money!

Apples or pears?

(Heh... this thread was in danger of being unstickied, since it hadn't had a new post for a week! Saved in the nick of time!)

Catfish · Killer Of Trees

I think I'll go for apples, just because there are lots of varieties of apples in the supermarket and they have cooler names, e.g Pink Lady. I can only think of one variety of pear... the conference pear, and most conferences are boring!

So...

Would you rather -

Sit naked naked on a platter with an apple in your mouth at a dinner party attended by people that you know,

or

Sit naked on a pedestal in the middle of a crowded public park...

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Ooh, disturbing choices there! I'd have to go for the strangers, I know my mates would laugh, throw things & remind me of it for ever more!

So....

Hmmmm....

Would you rather be at a party with a roomful of complete strangers or with one (or more) of those acquaintances who's never going to make the grade of friend?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Ummm. Strangers, I think. There might at least be someone interesting or a hot chick or something...

Speaking of strange...

Would you rather meet me down a dark alley, or Stead?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Having referred to the JDK Olympics thread (whatever did happen to that?) I'm choosing Stead, because he's smaller.

So do you agree that good things come in small packages or thebigger the better?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Heh heh heh. Stead's smaller.

I think bigger is better. Big things like tanks and skyscrapers and planets and bulldozers and elephants are very cool.

Um. So your amazingly ugly girlfriend/boyfriend* (willing suspension of disbelief here, folks. There are no ugly people here) with a gargantuan nose and warts and all asks you if you think she/he* is pretty/handsome*. Do you tell her/him*:

1. The truth. "No, my love. You are the ugliest person I've ever laid eyes on and your nose is so big that I get a black eye every time we snog, but I still love you..."
or
2. A fib. "Of course you are. You're the gorgeousest girl/boy* I've ver seen! And your nose is just the right size! I like black eyes! It saves me buying goth makeup.

*Delete as applicable

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

I have to opt for 3 I'm afraid: What ugly boyfriend? You're far too shallow for an ugly boyfriend!

So, one I've never had trouble with but that seems to be a tough one for some: The rest of your life with Mr/Mrs Right or the rest of your life single?