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ddvmor


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The Options Game (Part 2)
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Continuing from the broken Options thread, I present the final 3 (relevant) posts for your delectation:


 



Nate Wrote:

The dog might be a little predictable, i.e.,
http://mrexcel.com/board2/viewtopic.php?p=64607#64607
So, I'm going with the hampster! :thumsbup:
Right, then. Mashed Potatoes or French Fries?


Aodan Wrote:

Mmmm mashed potatoes. Garlic mashed new potatoes. drool
Would you rather someone
Spit on you or Punch you in the face



I Wrote:

Spit.  The I can collect up the spit and use the DNA in it to make a clone of the offender, which I can then send off into the offender's life and cause all sorts of hilarious mis-haps... upsetting the girlfriend, eating the dog punching the boss and generally making life difficult.  he'd also have a bomb inside him so that he can seek out the offender and blow up at a pre-designated time.

I may have over-thought this...


Um...


Ok... no connection... Picture a burning building.  Inside the building are two small children, a boy and a girl.  Other then gender, there is no particular difference between them.  They both have an equal chance in life, as long as they get rescued.  Unfortunately, due to a minor coffee-lifting shoulder injury the previous week, you can only carry one of them at a time.  And you only have time to rescue one of them. So... do you:

   a.  buy an iPod
   b.  buy any other mp3 player?



Please continue...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:30, 2006-07-03

-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:26, 2006-07-20

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bonniepirateanne


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i would buy an ipod, not only are they pretty, but i can watch tv shows and movies on them when i'm on my transatlantic flights



aisle or window seat on a plane?

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ddvmor


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Aisle.  Then I don't have to climb over everyone to go to the loo.  Most flights are above the cloud layer anyway, or you're flying over ocean and there's nothing to see...


Ummm...


Planes or boats?


 



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boats. The only ways to get me on a plane are tranquilizers, liquor or bound and gagged.


Small speed boats or Large house boats?



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Andromeda: I ain't gettin on no plane!
JDK: Here, BA... er Andromeda.  Drink some of this lovely undrugged milk!
Andromeda: Right.  Milk is good.  But you ain't gettin' me on no...   zzzzzzzzzzz


I vote for SPEEDBOATS!  cost they go FAST!  and they BOUNCE ON WAVES!  VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!  Lookit me go!


Um...


Swimmin' in the sea or swimmin' in the pool.



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That woudln't work cuz she doesn't drink milk hahaha!

Swimming in the pool. I do not swim where things live. Especially things with teeth.


Lose all your teeth or Lose all your hair

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bonniepirateanne


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lose all my hair - then i could be the cool bald chick?

shave or wax (in reference to places on your body)

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Well after my cousin just told me about her unfortunate waxing accident that involved stiches... (I'll let you fill in the blanks there..) I say Shave. I'd rather shave everyday than be waiting for the hair to grow to a certain length just so I can go have it ripped out again..

Straight Razor , Disposable Razor or Electric Razor

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ddvmor


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Disposable. Then i don’t have to feel bad when i chuck it out of the bathroom window in a fit of pique cos it CUT ME AGAIN!!!


 


Beards or no-beards... have we had that one?



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Oowww!  Oowwwww!  OOOOWWWWWW!  Just how "intimate" was this wax then?


No beards, beards are scratchy.  Oh, an I had to be cut out of my dad's when I was a baby!


Mind you, saying that Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?  (Thinking Pirates of the Carribean here)


 


(Ooh, I've 1001 posts, isn't that a brand of carpet cleaner?)



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It was about as intimate as you can get. She told me about it and I curled into a little ball and died a bit inside.

Orlando Bloom is cute and all, but there's something kind of.. vacant.. about him.. so Johnny Depp. I've had a little girly crush on him since I was 13 lol.. I used to have pictures of him all over my walls. I was a total fan girl.

Lord of the Rings Trilogy or Matrix Trilogy


PS: Grats on the 1001st post :)


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Lord of the Rings, 'cos after the first movie, the Matrix movies were a load of old cobblers!


Summer Blockbuster style popcorn flicks or deep, thoughtful 'intelligent' movies?



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Summer blockbuster because they are the best to go the flicks to see as I will prove on the 14th :)


 


Food and drinks at the flicks or No food and drinks coz they bad for you and cost a fortune



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Food and drink!  I don't care what you say, I still like salty popcorn!  Mmmm...


So... Do you like your popcorn salty or sweet?



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buttered?

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Or that, I guess.   But you don't see it so much at the Odeon.

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Recently (wel in the last 5 years or so) some theatres have added a "butter your own popcorn" kinda thing... where they give you access to a pump where you can put on all the salty grease you want.

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But which one do you want?

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Wasnt this an options thread?


Keeping the options game going or Binning the options game because it got dull



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Keeping it going, cos it's not so dull.


Speaking of dull, if you were stuck at home, would you rather watch Tricia (and other godawful daytime television - americans, think Oprah, only with less class) or watch paint dry?



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watch paint dry and eat salted popcorn (although ultimately i prefer butter)


paint a room or wallpaper a room?

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In general, Paint a room. I like accenting a room with pictures, pillows etc... wall paper can make a room look too busy. Unless its the kitchen.

eat at the table or eat watching television

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Gotta be watching telly


 


eat a meal you have cooked or Eat a meal cooked for you



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Eat something cooked for me.... usually because that means that it was cleaned up for me as well


Captain Jack Sparrow or Dread Pirate Roberts

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Definitely Jack Sparrow (remind me who the other bloke is?)


Sparrows or Sparrowhawks?



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The Dread Pirate Roberts was the guy from "The Princess Bride"..............Cary Elwes



I will say sparrowhawks because they are bigger and cooler looking

ok

Foghorn Leghorn or the Chicken Hawk



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Foghorn for me -


Hannah Barbera or Walt Disney



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Walt Disney.. HB always rubbed me the wrong way.


If you're late to somewhere important...

Quick Dry Shave or Go Hairy

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ddvmor


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Hmm.  I initially read this one as a leg question and was therefore leaving it to Stead to respond.  In retrospect however, I have decided, whatever Jackie originally intended, to proceed on the basis that this refers to my face, in which case I must assume that this important encounter is one in which the presence of facial stubble is significant, such as an interview, my own wedding or the International Smooth Face Competition Semi Finals.


Given that, I would suggest that a quick dry shave would be in order - although i would point out that being goateed, this is no great challenge or problem and actually, I frequently make do without shaving foam or gel and simply wet my face and use a cheap disposable razor with no danger of laceration.


On a similar subject, boys and girls, would you prefer to use a disposable blade or an electric razor to make your face, armpits or legs silky smooth and hair free?



-- Edited by ddvmor at 10:57, 2006-07-17

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electric razor every time - less risk of a nasty bleeding cut.


So carpet burn or gravel graze?



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