The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Eeeewwwwwwwww! Went to Newport last week & well, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! The transporter bridge was quite cool but the rest looke like one of the dogier parts of Liverpool - roughed up some. We ened up eating in Pizza Hut as it was the best restaurant in town!