The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Today, the coffee machine gets yanked at my office at high noon. Tomorrow there will be no coffee service at work, because Sunday is the 4th of July?! Umm, that's two days after people! Productivity is going to be replaced with lethargy and disgruntled people.
On the positive side, as my boss will be out of the office, like today, I will work from home tomorrow. The coffee will flow like wine.
I think they beat us into submission Stead (or at least that's what we let 'em think...)
I'm a little unclear on the reasoning for the withdrawal of caffeinated services... Just because it's the Fourth of Joo-lie? What, do catering staff get the week off or something?
So you're saying that there is, in fact, a far more significant event to be celebrated on 4th July than the remembrance of American Independence? The anniversary of your graduation merits Nate's coffee dudes absence.
I think that's a good reason. I shall be celebrating in my own way.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "So you're saying that there is, in fact, a far more significant event to be celebrated on 4th July than the remembrance of American Independence? The anniversary of your graduation merits Nate's coffee dudes absence. I think that's a good reason. I shall be celebrating in my own way."
It has nothing to do with independence... it's just an excuse to get really drunk, bbq and try not to blow your fingers off with fireworks!
(drunk with explosives... always a good combination...)
It has nothing to do with independence... it's just an excuse to get really drunk, bbq and try not to blow your fingers off with fireworks! (drunk with explosives... always a good combination...)
This can be done in independent groups! I set off a might-might in my hand one day thinking it wasn't lit, worse yet, the same hand was covering my ear as someone else had lit one. The sensation was less than desirable. Fortunately, all digits and ear drums can be accounted for.
D, I don't know, it's the only anomaly close to today that I can think of. Kudos KT, but cutting of my coffee supply?! Cripes!
Independence....... did the UK actually agree to that? I dont think it matters now though coz we are the US's beeatch 
