The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK, so i had an interview yesterday (hence my complete lack of posting, as opposed to my usual sporadic posting), and they asked me what would happen to all my projects at the Mater (the name of the hospital where i work) if i was to leave. I kinda thought about it for a couple of seconds and I had to truthfully answer: "They would get shelved until someone else with the necessary skills came along and was able to continue developing them. Ive documented everything to the best of my ability(ok, this is stretching the truth just a little bit) but I am the only programmer in the hospital at present." It was nice to realise that im a little bit indespensible - and then i realised that i aint gonna get paid that much despite being indespensible - work sux!
I know the feeling. I may not be an IT Guru but for some reason I'm considered to be The Expert In All Things IT. I whish they'd pick on Susan for a change...
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "i had an interview yesterday too (must be the week for it.. my sister has one tomorrow and her man had one yesterday as well) .. anyway - it's a 'lots of rounds, intense training scheme and final exams' kind of a job.. first interview yesterday and today i found out i'm into the round numero 2.. woohoo (that being 2 actual days of working for the company for no money and at stinky shifts.. ahh the company car shall be worth it)"
I didn't even know you had a sister. And you hadn't told me you were going for another job D.
er.. yep that was me went for that job too.. not the king.. let me see what i can do to remedy that mispost (i'm tell you. .. he's stealing our posts to increase his kingdom.. maybe not a good king after all? WATCH OUT FOR THOSE JAMMIES NATE, you never know what he's put in them)
i had an interview yesterday too (must be the week for it.. my sister has one tomorrow and her man had one yesterday as well) .. anyway - it's a 'lots of rounds, intense training scheme and final exams' kind of a job.. first interview yesterday and today i found out i'm into the round numero 2.. woohoo (that being 2 actual days of working for the company for no money and at stinky shifts.. ahh the company car shall be worth it)
EDIT: this was the post to which susan refers up there.. silly confusing cross-posting of a whole different variety