The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm currently having a nice cup of detox tea with some custard creams, which I feel somewhat negates any beneficial effects of the tea. Anyone else go for such illogical combos? (Have to be distinctly lacking in logic, not merely odd, odd's a whole different topic!)
people always tell me off for ordering a mcdonalds and then getting a diet coke with it - but i assure you it's purely just a taste thing (i can't stand fat coke)
not completely illogical, just really random a friend of mine really likes chicken tikka and peanut butter sandwiches ?
