The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You're not alone. Well, the Toronto subway system is the bomb diggity, but the crap they have here in Minneapolis is a very bad joke. I'm currently boycotting the bus system here.
Well, I don't care for the Minneapolis bus system, and my Dell laptop's not too happening, nor is Netscape. I totally blew it with a good looking woman last night. She was trying to talk me and I was three sheets to the wind and couldn't maintain eye contact with her because I was too busy checking out, well, erm, I was distracted.
I guess I just need to find a happy place. S'ok, happy hour's in the near horizon, nothing a six pack can't solve.