The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
we have them in belfast except they are called spides, ive tried to find a decent picture if them and a description of them:
Spide: A juvenille fluffy lipped member of the Belfast community. Recognised by their gold jewellery, tracksuit bottoms, bomber jackets and basball caps. Often to be found driving vauxhall nova's and frequenting snooker halls. Also known as 'smickers', 'steeks' and 'Kappa crew'!