The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
" pass on da luv. if u get it back u r really luved. id appreciate it if u pass dis around. at midnight ur true luv will realise how much they luv u. tmrw between 1.00pm 4.00pm u will get a big shock. if u break dis chain u will b cursed with relationship problems 4 10 years.pass dis on 2 15 ppl in 15 mins "
Guess what?...
I deleted it - in fact I reported it as spam. he he he he he