The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ah - you see - 'M' roads are Motorways - really big roads (not as big as your freeways though!) 'A' roads are main roads 'B' roads are smaller ones. All the really little ones just have names.
When I first came down here for my job interview I was given directions to a work party so I could meet people in the company. Well I was told to take US1 north to the Pineda Causeway. I had only been in the state for about an hour, but the directions seemed easy enough, so I hopped into my rental car and headed up US1.
As it turns out, there are three causeways in the area - Pineda Causeway, Eau Gallie Causeway and Melbourne Causeway. However, these roads are only known as causeways to those that have lived here for a billion years or so, so there's no street signs that say "causeway" anywhere. I spent an hour and a half driving up and down US1 searching for a sign that said Pineda Causeway only to find out it's labeled "I404" on street signs. Eau Gallie is I518 and Melbourne is I192. Absolute insanity. And of course, when I finally arrived at the party, no one could figure out why this was so complicated for me.
Is there a My little pony Causeway anywhere? I only ask 'cso this thread is called 'My Little Pony' spo you'd think there'd be some ponies somewhere...