The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
we're a bit behind in northern ireland.. no recycle pick-up.. so rather i dump my code out in the back yard with all the other 'recyclables' (is that spelt completely wrong?) that are going to be taken to the recycle bin at some point by my housemate who has been promising to for the past 2 years..
Bugger it. It's gonna be another one of those days.
I've been to the post office this morning to pick up a parcel which is bound to be a bunch of My Little Ponies.
I get to work nice and early hoping toget my stuff done and go home nice and early, only to find that the e-mails I need to get on with my work haven't arrived yet.
And no-one's in the office reponsible for 'em until 8.
If I'm lucky.
On the plus side, I'm getting some quality alone time on the Board. I can post as much as I like and no-one's gonna interupt me!
He he he - D isn't home yet, but the postman has just been to visit me with a parcel - I think its a pony but I'll wait until D gets home to open it!!
The postman laughed at me when I opened the door. Ok so he got me out of bed, my crazy hair was all sticking up and I was wearing my lovely blue dressing gown - but hey - no need to actually laugh out loud is there? I thought I looked cute when I first woke up in the morning!?
SAS mixed with a little SQL. I can never make my mind up which to use so I mix them - much to my boss' confusion!!
Nicely. SQL is definitely an nice mixer! What you didn't see with my code is that the loop calls 230 sql passes. I reinvented the wheel with OLE DB/ADO in VBA to time test it out with one SQL pass. Looked like:
Sub OLEDB_TEST()
Dim cn As ADODB.Connection, rs As ADODB.Recordset Dim clcMde As Long
Let clcMde = Application.Calculation
With Application .ScreenUpdating = False .Calculation = xlCalculationManual End With
With rs Set .ActiveConnection = cn .Source = "SELECT Sum(Yadda.yadda) ….”
.Open , , adOpenStatic, adLockReadOnly
Sheets(1).Range("b2").CopyFromRecordset rs .Close End With cn.Close
Set rs = Nothing: Set cn = Nothing
With Application .ScreenUpdating = True .Calculation = clcMde End With
If CBool(Err.Number) Then MsgBox Err.Description
End Sub
Early bound, needs an ADO reference. Nevermind my boss, noone in my company has any idea what I'm talking about with this stuff! No matter, works pretty well for my purposes!