The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ohh don't worry damo.. the football fans won't come out to night.. in fact all the hotels will be taken up with them, so regular tourists won't be about meaning, you will have the beaches and the towns to yourself every day!
what a great trip.. plus you get to soak up a little bit of the footie atmosphere and that, well, that has to be good too