The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was playing a few weeks back and near crippled a guy with a dodgy taclke cos he was giving me some lip. He later went to a celtic / hearts game, got jumped by some hearts fans, couldn't run away due to dodgy tackle, received an almighty kicking.
Did he roll over six times whilst screaming out in agony and clutching his shin like the Italians, and Portugese, and Spanish, and Croatian...need I go on?
and FRENCH.. don't forget how much they are wronged in every football match they play.. i mean.. if they trip up over their own feet it's likely to be the other team's fault