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Hengles Woes


I was out with the bearded one yesterday - and he mentioned he cant log on to the board anymore - it lets him sign in but then makes him do it again when he posts a reply.


 


Any thoughts anyone? I miss his little contributions and frankly its more fun taking the mickey when I know he can fight back -


Like this - Hengle is going to buy an old mans car.... funny yes - but not so good knowing all I will have in reply is the sound of silence...



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what's he buying?.. some kind of saloon i presume?

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Like... a western bar, or something?

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yes, with doors, seating areas and lights and stuff

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And an old dude playing a jaunty tune on a rickety old piano in the corner...


Still no sign of our Hengle, then?



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Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

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Turns out I can use it from work (still no joy from home sadly) but it usually takes me an hour to post a message because of WebNonSense so I give up.


However in this case I'm make and exception as the man with increasing chins has taken it upon himself to call my car an "old mans car".  Frankly, from sensible diesel Focus boy I find that astonishing, even more so with his habit of turning on ALL THE FOG LIGHTS ON HIS CAR in a slight drizzle.


Anyhew, I've bought an MG ZT 2.5 V6 190+ ... snappy name I know.  It's quick and it drinks petrol like a dying camel at an oasis.  Still, it's a good giggle round the lanes and the likes, especially given that it's recorded weight is 2040 kg.   Which is, in modern money, half a SteadmanEgo.


I expect JDK will like it as he has taste.  Stead, however, will from now on be confined to the boot.


 


Bee hatch.



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Even if I don't like it, I will say I do simply because it'll annoy stead, who as you rightly point out seems to have a chin issue.


Does your new car look like this?




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The only real exception being that mine is red, otherwise ... yes, yes it does.

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So just to be clear then - its a rover 75 - pride of the retiree...




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When space is a basic requirement, my friend, ones choices are a smidge limited if one desires performance as well but is faced with a rather too limited budget.


It is a 75 in chassis alone, all else has been tweaked.  I suspect the engines are of similar breeding however, but since they were out sourced fcuketh it.


Honestly .. being lectured on car choice by a man who VOLUNTARILY bought a Micra last time.  That's like Robert Mugabi telling you that violence is bad, m'kay.



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.. didn't they go out of business?

either way, it's pretty nice hengle

i'm too focused on the fact stead bought a micra.. voluntarily ahhahaha

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I have no idea what either of those cars are, but the one pictured looks nice... not an oldman car at all

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Just to clarify for you, Jackie, the Nissan Micra in question looked something like this:



According to my good friend Mr Nissan, who designed and built the car, the target market segment for this vehicle looks something like this:


Royalty free old woman stock image


Just to clarify, you understand. .



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Mine was a one off micra built by Knight Industries - it talked and everything... honest


 


And my chin is better now thanks for asking -


 


And I started this thread to take the mickey out of hengle - stop turning on me!


 


That is all



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JonnyStead wrote:


... I started this thread to take the mickey out of hengle - stop turning on me!   That is all


Heh.  Sorry dude.


Hengle... you're too hairy for your new car. Er... and it smells like cabbage.  And... um... so do you.



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ddvmor wrote:


Hengle... you're too hairy for your new car.


Not possible my friend


ddvmor wrote:


Er... and it smells like cabbage.


No, that'll be me


ddvmor wrote:


And... um... so do you.


Er ... see previous



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<whine>


Steeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad.  I tried to pick on Hengle but it isn't wooooooorking.


</whine>


So I'm gonna go back to picking on you, if that's ok.  Ya flamin' galaa.  You suck harder than a dyson and your brain is abnormally small.  Also, you're ugly and your voice makes me feel ill.



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JonnyStead wrote:


I was out with the bearded one yesterday - and he mentioned he cant log on to the board anymore - it lets him sign in but then makes him do it again when he posts a reply.   Any thoughts anyone?


 


Has he checked his cookies? If he has them turned off, the board won't save his login and keep asking him to re-login.



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Yep, flush 'em and enable them!!


http://support.microsoft.com/kb/283185


Accept first-party cookies and block third-party cookies!



-- Edited by NateO at 22:02, 2006-05-24

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Rover ZTs ahem 75s aren't that bad. Just please in the name of all that is good and pure tell me you didn't pay full price

For my sins I drove a 75 and quite liked it. 3 litre diesel was a bit of a laugh in sport mode. Now back to my french car that's not even made of metal in some places.

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i'm all about japanese cars, love my mazda3.. the only trouble we've had with it is when billy took his drill and put it through a few wires in the dash. that is all.

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sharkjf115 wrote:


Rover ZTs ahem 75s aren't that bad. Just please in the name of all that is good and pure tell me you didn't pay full price For my sins I drove a 75 and quite liked it. 3 litre diesel was a bit of a laugh in sport mode. Now back to my french car that's not even made of metal in some places.

To be fair he got a bonza bargain!

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I just misread the title of this thread on the main page.  I thought Hengle had taken up employment as a pimp. 

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You knows it!


EDIT:What's wrong with that then?  Works on my forum ... cheap forum ... grrr



-- Edited by Henglegert Rinkerdink at 10:19, 2006-05-26

-- Edited by bonniepirateanne at 11:03, 2006-05-26

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No problems here, mate.  You should just be able to copy and paste the image.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 10:33, 2006-05-26

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Is that you're new boyfriend JDK?


 


Come to think about it - have you told the board about your new GIRLFRIEND! ?



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Aren't we still waiting for details on yours too Stead???

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sha76jam wrote:

Aren't we still waiting for details on yours too Stead???



Oh good form! I'd forgotten all about that.


GASP... perhaps.. it is because.... oh I shoudln't say....


Which one of you looks better in a dress?

-- Edited by Aodan at 18:56, 2006-05-26

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Aodan wrote:


Which one of you looks better in a dress? :evileye


 



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Actually she left...

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