The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was out with the bearded one yesterday - and he mentioned he cant log on to the board anymore - it lets him sign in but then makes him do it again when he posts a reply.
Any thoughts anyone? I miss his little contributions and frankly its more fun taking the mickey when I know he can fight back -
Like this - Hengle is going to buy an old mans car.... funny yes - but not so good knowing all I will have in reply is the sound of silence...
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Turns out I can use it from work (still no joy from home sadly) but it usually takes me an hour to post a message because of WebNonSense so I give up.
However in this case I'm make and exception as the man with increasing chins has taken it upon himself to call my car an "old mans car". Frankly, from sensible diesel Focus boy I find that astonishing, even more so with his habit of turning on ALL THE FOG LIGHTS ON HIS CAR in a slight drizzle.
Anyhew, I've bought an MG ZT 2.5 V6 190+ ... snappy name I know. It's quick and it drinks petrol like a dying camel at an oasis. Still, it's a good giggle round the lanes and the likes, especially given that it's recorded weight is 2040 kg. Which is, in modern money, half a SteadmanEgo.
I expect JDK will like it as he has taste. Stead, however, will from now on be confined to the boot.
When space is a basic requirement, my friend, ones choices are a smidge limited if one desires performance as well but is faced with a rather too limited budget.
It is a 75 in chassis alone, all else has been tweaked. I suspect the engines are of similar breeding however, but since they were out sourced fcuketh it.
Honestly .. being lectured on car choice by a man who VOLUNTARILY bought a Micra last time. That's like Robert Mugabi telling you that violence is bad, m'kay.
Steeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad. I tried to pick on Hengle but it isn't wooooooorking.
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So I'm gonna go back to picking on you, if that's ok. Ya flamin' galaa. You suck harder than a dyson and your brain is abnormally small. Also, you're ugly and your voice makes me feel ill.
I was out with the bearded one yesterday - and he mentioned he cant log on to the board anymore - it lets him sign in but then makes him do it again when he posts a reply. Any thoughts anyone?
Has he checked his cookies? If he has them turned off, the board won't save his login and keep asking him to re-login.
Rover ZTs ahem 75s aren't that bad. Just please in the name of all that is good and pure tell me you didn't pay full price
For my sins I drove a 75 and quite liked it. 3 litre diesel was a bit of a laugh in sport mode. Now back to my french car that's not even made of metal in some places.
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i'm all about japanese cars, love my mazda3.. the only trouble we've had with it is when billy took his drill and put it through a few wires in the dash. that is all.
Rover ZTs ahem 75s aren't that bad. Just please in the name of all that is good and pure tell me you didn't pay full price For my sins I drove a 75 and quite liked it. 3 litre diesel was a bit of a laugh in sport mode. Now back to my french car that's not even made of metal in some places.
To be fair he got a bonza bargain!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson