The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
my own thread! thanks to ddvmor for letting me know it was here.
just to let you know, i've been singing the praises of Jammie's here in the states. i even contacted the company to see if i could get them here, but they said there were some funky export laws.
i do have a temporary fix though. a friend of my son's was going to England so i started pestering him to ask her if she would pick some up for me. he kept saying things like "I'll try", or "Oh, I forgot" so i was a little miffed. then, on Father's Day he presented me with seven packages of them. with great restraint (and no sharing) i can make them last for a few weeks.
i really want to get them marketed here so that they can be named the official biscuit of Access User Groups.
below is my correspondence with Burton's foods. i would comment more, but .... it's...just....too.....hard <sob> Sorry, i just get so emotional over this.
Dear Consumer
Thank you for your e.mail and we delighted to hear you enjoyed your gift of Jammie Dodgers.
Unfortunately due to certain import regulations we are not able to export this product to the USA.
Sorry we cannot be of more help to you on this occasion.
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda "grrr.... why is there no way to edit your post once youve made it?
Problem is, I could give everyone the power, but they only give an option for full editing access (to all posts) or none at all. I've added the suggestion to their suggestion board - I don't know how often the look at 'em, though...