The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
mmh that reminds me.. i remember my first ever home economics lesson where we were going to be taught how to cook 'welsh rarebit'.. well i was very excited about learning a brand new recipe... who knew that was just the posh name for cheese on toast.. still at least we got to eat cheese on toast in class, it wasn't every day that happened