The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Jammie, tomorrow's so far away There's something I just have to say I don't think I could hide What I'm feeling inside Another day Knowin' I love you
And I - I'm getting too close again I don't want to see it end If I eat you tonight Will you go out of sight And digest away Knowin' I love you?
Chorus: I'm gonna take you by surprise And make you realize Jammie I'm gonna eat you right away I can't wait another day Jammie I'm gonna chomp you like a man And make you understand Jammie I love you
I got Jam that it seems to me Reminds me of jammie memories Where everything Was as plum as the raspberry jam. Now and then when I munch my jam it takes me away to that special place And if I munch too long I'd probably get really faaaa-aat!
Woah, oh oh Sweet jam o' mine Woah, oh oh oh Sweet Jammie Dodger!
It takes ages for the reply screen to load at the moment due to the Avatars and it resets the screen when it finish loading - losing what you've typed - anyone else see that?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Yeah - it does seem to take a bit too long to finish loading the page. I'll put in a request asking for a 'quick reply' box at the bottom of each thread and see what they say!