The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm not really sure what a Rennaissance faire is, but Im guessing it involves people dessing up in medieval costumes. Girls in wimples and/or bustles are funny, so it may get my vote... although, Uhura's unfeasably short skirt was also a draw.... I'm so undecided...
Um...
The short skirt gets it. Sorry. Star Trek Conventions. There were also semi naked green girls in Star Trek. And Jeri Ryan. Mmmmmmm...
Umm...
I know, I know! Unfeasably short skirts or hot pants?
The eighties sucked like a huge ten year long sucky thing. Except for the A-Team. They were cool. That said, the nineties weren't so great. I have to say though, that I enjoyed the nineties more than the eighties on account of discovering girls in the early part. So nineties it is!
So... when you were 14, what was better girls/boys* or toys, games and/or music?
So let me get this straight... not only can you not decide wther girls are better then drums, you can't come up with a new choice. Why are you playing this game again?
Honestly... It's like dealing with the stationery clerk!
Spit. The I can collect up the spit and use the DNA in it to make a clone of the offender, which I can then send off into the offender's life and cause all sorts of hilarious mis-haps... upsetting the girlfriend, eating the dog punching the boss and generally making life difficult. he'd also have a bomb inside him so that he can seek out the offender and blow up at a pre-designated time.
I may have over-thought this...
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Ok... no connection... Picture a burning building. Inside the building are two small children, a boy and a girl. Other then gender, there is no particular difference between them. They both have an equal chance in life, as long as they get rescued. Unfortunately, due to a minor coffee-lifting shoulder injury the previous week, you can only carry one of them at a time. And you only have time to rescue one of them. So... do you: