The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Didn't we already have this one? besides one negates the other.. if you lose your sense of smell you lose most if not all of your sense of taste... i don't know if losing your sense of taste would affect smell, but short of burning all your tastebuds off, how would that happen without smell having been affected? I guess then lose sense of taste though.. cuz at least that's losing one without losing both (provided of course it was a tastebud burning)
Not if you lost it in a freak accident at a hypnotist's show...
Aodan wrote:
SeriousBurn or Frostbite
Buurning, I think. They're both pretty horrible, but I think there's more risk of loss of limbs or digits or with frostbite and I think there's more kudos with the burning.
"What happened to you, Dazza?" "Well, I got horribly burned in a fire!" "Woah! That's horrible! Did it hurt. Did you smell your own burning fat? Were you in agony for weeks? Did you need a skin graft? Woah!"
Or...
"What happened to you Dazza?" "Well, I got a bit cold and my nose fell off." "Oh. Did you see Big Brother last night?"
Cut my heart out with a spoon, but only if Alan Rickman and Michael Wincott are the ones doing it. At least it would give me something nice to look at while I died.
ROUNDERS - it's basically a watered down version of baseball, where you get to make up your own rules, fight with your friends over their 'wrong' rules and not stand about all day while people play a 'mind game'
i'd have to say jack in the box personally or market fresh sandwiches from arby's or my absolute fave, taco bell (mmmmmh chicken quesadilla, no sauce and a cheesy gordita crunch - mmmmmmh)
ok er.. i can do neither but i will say
roller skates because it seems i would have a tad more support before i fell over
would you rather support your world cup team(football/soccer) or your olympic team?
-- Edited by bonniepirateanne at 13:59, 2006-06-02
as I've done both, I can say that while there are definite perks of working from home... at this point after being a SAHM for the last 10 months, I'm really ready to get out and be able to socialize with other adults face to face all day.
That won't happen for another tyear or so when he goes to pre-k.. but its something to dream about lol
Bring home the bacon, cos bacon's yummy when it's from the work's canteen.
So, A £2 sarnie from the canteeen downstairs or a £1.25 sarnie from the bakery 600 metres down the road? (plus a security tag check on the way back in)
Chicken. I have a severe aversion to fish. Don't like it. Don't want to know about it... unless it's sushi or in a shell and cooked. And even then I'm picky about types.
As a fat bird with an alright personality I feel the need to pick this one. Sides, regardless of fat/thin if you're an arse I want nothing to do with you anyway.
Extremely Wealthy but Miserable or Extremely Poor but Infinitely Happy
Fat birds / blokes with nice personality's or Slim Birds / blokes who love em selves?
Um.
I'm having trouble reading this one. There seem to be two sets of choices. Do I like:
1. Fat Birds or Blokes with nice personalities.
2. Slim Birds or Blokes who love themselves.
I suspect that you actually mean the options to read something along the lines of:
Fat people with nice personalities or thin people who love themselves.
To which I have to register a preference for the former as I detest people who love themselves, fat or thin. That said, I think you should apologise for posing such a rubbisch set of choices and exposing yourself as a shallow, shallow indivdual!
Now then. Photography. Digital or Film.
Edit... in the time it took me to type this drivel, the lovely Jackie posted. Ignore me!