The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thought I'd pop in and say hello and make some effort to get back on here again. Can't do so much lolling around on the interweb thingy now I have to work.
Have I missed much? Or is it like Neighbours where I can pick up the thread in about 4.5 seconds.
Joe
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Gasp. I actually replied to this, and it disappeared. That's very disappointing. But I said something along the lines of ... In order to summarize she'd actually have to BE here. Or something like that. It was funnier the first time. Bah.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson