The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Not so much Suey, no. But some matrimonial vows and whatnot.
One of the highlights actually, was me ol" mucker, McDonut, while being 3 sheets to the wind (all 6'7" of him) and myself debating with Finner that we should be throwing her loudmouth, 5'5" Fiancé in the pond.
I decided to wait, I'm throwing McDonut in the pond at his wedding in late July.