The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So you are misrepresenting an entire country tsk tsk. I still think it looks fabulous and I think they should be standard issue. Everyone gets a cork hat!
We want the picky of you now though
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I'd post one, but I can't seem to get a good one that truely represents the fabulous hair-do I'm sporting at the moment. Pics from the front you can't tell (cuz the bangs are still long) and pics from the back, well I haven't been able to get one that isn't blurry. In due time my friends.. in due time