The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
He should have the first let of his flight over with by 1am GMT and be back in the UK by 3pm GMT - lets all think happy thoughts and suck up to the big mythical cheese for a safe journey!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Hah. Consider it righted. And thank you all for your salutations! Twas a grand adventure indeed and included swimming with dolphins, snorkelling off the world's most southerly coral reef, going to prison twice and going out on a pub crawl with the all-female under 25's Perth Hockey team!
I have photos, a selection of which I will share with y'all when I get round to uploadin' them to the net!
Awwww :) I want a bigger version of that picture so that I can put it on my desktop so that I can see it large and in charge every day. Just like you're sitting on my desk.
erm.. that "shaved" folder is not what you might think it is... unless you're thinking its pictures of me after I shaved my head. In which case you would be right.
Usually I have so many windows open that you can't see the screen, but Kevin just walked in, saw you modeling the cork hat and this is the conversation that followed:
"What the hell is that" "That is the JDK from the JDBB" "What the hell is on his head" "It's a cork hat" "Why is he wearing a cork hat?" "Because he was in Australia." "Is that standard fashion in Australia" "I don't know I'm not Australian" "Oh."
He then gave me a weird look that kinda looked like this and then he walked away.