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"I'm Lois!"


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JDK Returns


All - the JDK is on his way home!


He should have the first let of his flight over with by 1am GMT and be back in the UK by 3pm GMT - lets all think happy thoughts and suck up to the big mythical cheese for a safe journey!



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Yes.  Yes you do that sucking up thingy.  I have arrived in Singapore.  It's jolly warm here, dontcherknow.


Only 13 hours of flight time to go...


Did I mention that they had free internet here?



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i have free internet here too. well i mean, free as in, i'm not paying for it i fly home monday. boo.. and hoorah

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"I'm Lois!"


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Good news everybody - JDK is back on home soil in Blighty - not with those ex convicts down under anymore!

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Welcome back, dude.


How was the trip, then?



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Welcome back JDK

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alll hail, yada yada yada

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'Lo

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Time to fix the banner then eh? Welcome back!

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BrianS wrote:

Time to fix the banner then eh? Welcome back!



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I am the Jammie King!




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Hah.  Consider it righted.  And thank you all for your salutations!  Twas a grand adventure indeed and included swimming with dolphins, snorkelling off the world's most southerly coral reef, going to prison twice and going out on a pub crawl with the all-female under 25's Perth Hockey team!


I have photos, a selection of which I will share with y'all when I get round to uploadin' them to the net!



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ddvmor wrote:

Hah.  Consider it righted. 



Nope, now the link is broken.

-- Edited by BrianS at 14:36, 2006-05-16

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Is not...


:ahem:



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"I'm Lois!"


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Seamless mate...

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Looking good, mate.


So, prison twice, eh? Hope you brought your soap-on-a-rope!!! 


Did you make that hat, or borrow it from one of the locals, dude?



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Woohoo Nate was the first to spot it!

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NateO wrote:


Did you make that hat, or borrow it from one of the locals, dude?

I purchased it in a cheesy Australian gift shop.  the woman who sold it to me made me promise not to wear it in public.

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I would wear it in public EVERY SINGLE DAY.

It is teh hotness.

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ddvmor wrote:


I purchased it in a cheesy Australian gift shop.  the woman who sold it to me made me promise not to wear it in public.

Beware the hat with corks!!!.

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Aodan wrote:


I would wear it in public EVERY SINGLE DAY. It is teh hotness.

Well... just for you, maybe...

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ddvmor wrote:

Well... just for you, maybe...



Awwww :) I want a bigger version of that picture so that I can put it on my desktop so that I can see it large and in charge every day. Just like you're sitting on my desk.

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Here:



That's the best it gets I'm afraid.  I took it with my phone in rubbish lighting conditions.



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Done. You are now my desktop.



-- Edited by Aodan at 08:02, 2006-05-18

erm.. that "shaved" folder is not what you might think it is... unless you're thinking its pictures of me after I shaved my head. In which case you would be right.

-- Edited by Aodan at 08:03, 2006-05-18

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Heh heh heh... i think it's only fair that you return the favour, you know...

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Alas, I do not have a cork hat to wear.

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Dammit, woman!  I want bald chick photos now!  Do it!

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Usually I have so many windows open that you can't see the screen, but Kevin just walked in, saw you modeling the cork hat and this is the conversation that followed:

"What the hell is that"
"That is the JDK from the JDBB"
"What the hell is on his head"
"It's a cork hat"
"Why is he wearing a cork hat?"
"Because he was in Australia."
"Is that standard fashion in Australia"
"I don't know I'm not Australian"
"Oh."

He then gave me a weird look that kinda looked like this and then he walked away.

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Poor Kevin.


Nobody at all wears cork hats in Oz.  They never have done.  No-one I spoke to could account for the image that all Australians wear cork hats.


That reminds me... I still haven't uploaded my 1001 photos...



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So you are misrepresenting an entire country

tsk tsk.



I still think it looks fabulous and I think they should be standard issue. Everyone gets a cork hat!

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