The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
none that I could remember :blankstare. But I have just finished watching the Isle of Man TT, and I wish they didn't mention John Guinness' name so often, I got a bit thirsty, and no tinnies in the fridge
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
