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How long was it since you have been to UA? [5 vote(s)]

I am always there, I want to be a VIP
20.0%
When i need some help
40.0%
Now and again
40.0%
Huh? Whats a UA when its at home?
0.0%
Susan


Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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Fairy nuff.

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Joe


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Im suprised you missed this post then DD


Its sweet



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bonniepirateanne


I ain't a Pirate and I ain't called Anne, but I sure am Bonnie!

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aww that is really sweet


methinks we need to invite him to the jdboard.. whaddoyouthink.. not that 'guests' need invited these days anyway



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ddvmor


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Can't seem to get into UA at the moment.  If you think whoever he is needs an invite, then you'd better invite him - Katie as our special Envoy, I think you should be the one to tempt him into our fold.  Offer him a free toaster (with the usual caveats) or something.

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ddvmor


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Ah.  Spoke to soon.  I just got in.


I believe Kenick is already signed up (check out this thread) - he's just never posted.  Maybe we should lobby him!  He's a lurking stalker type at the moment!



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bonniepirateanne


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ahh i see.. well kind of too late cause i already did dispatch myself and invite him.. maybe now he will be guilted into posting and when he is.. he'll read this.. grand

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ddvmor


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We'll have to give him a really hard time!  Maybe we should hold his free toaster just out of reach and taunt him with it!

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bonniepirateanne


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toaster toaster here's a toaster!


(i'm practising)



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Susan


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"Getcha toasters 'ere. free for a pand."

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bonniepirateanne


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ohh susan.. i'll take some

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Susan


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Nuffink but de best 'ere moi luvver. Step roid up. Youll be midey pleazed wivvum I grantee ya. Free fra pand.



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bonniepirateanne


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Susan


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It's the cops. Quick Scarper!

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ddvmor


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Oh no!  not the Rozzers!!!



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Susan


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NateO


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Who can blame you really, Darren? VIP status is pretty glamorous I tell ya! You get to write a bunch of ISO 9000 certified processes, on the house.

Speaking of UA, has anyone noticed that KT revealed her profession there: 'special secret agent'?



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Looking forward to it Nate.  Though just to help you out; I already have software & a degree, I have not sent you a m.or.t.gage application, if I want prescription medicines I'll visit mt GP & for fairly obvious reasons you are never going to sell me pills to "enlarge my penis naturally".

Wow, that's fairly limiting...

How about:

Hydroderm Fountain of Youth? You be the judge!




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ddvmor


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How about a Septic Tank?


Did you know that you have Definitely Won A Holiday In Uganda?



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sha76jam


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Nate!  I'm disappointed in you, you've not even tried!

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ddvmor


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He's obviously a flake!

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Ce qui?

Check again.

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ddvmor


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That's my boy!

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sha76jam


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That's more like it, link that goes nowhere & everything!  Only trouble is I'm not at work now!

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ddvmor


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Splendid.  I'm sure he'll get his act together tomorrow.

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That's more like it, link that goes nowhere & everything!

It didn't go anywhere? Perfect!

Yes, well, erm, the erm rules thing threw me. The Swede pronounced some outrageous rules this weekend, but I'll believe I'll cross post on that.

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sha76jam


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They weren't rules, I was just trying to be helpful!

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NateO


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Okay Shaz.

But Spam is supposed to be about bull**** you'd never be interested in under any circumstances, yes-no?

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sha76jam


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I just thought a man of your calibre might come up with a higher standard of spam!  Though it has to be said, it'd be hard to beat "it changed me quartz innocuous ketchup" as a subject line! 


Bizzarely I have noticed I am now getting financal-product spam, with subject lines such as "pornography".  It is a strange & twisted world we live in!



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NateO


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I'll tell you gets me, I had a spam free account, and this girl I know does some stupid, 'list your friends and get a free movie ticket deal.' Jesus, they gave that account out to every spammer and their mothers (dumb jokes) and the whole set up is now fubar.

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NateO


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Quality spam eh? I'll work on it!



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