The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Step over it? Are you insane?!!? No way! I broke out the can of Raid instead
And then on the way to my car I saw a cute little green tree frog sitting on my winshield... then I had my first spotting of a live armadillo (usually I only see them as road kill...) got pics of em too!
I did! I did! But I took the picture with regular film cuz my digicam died.. so I'll show it to you when I get it developed.
And I tried to explain to him that he was a tree frog and should therefore hang out in trees, but he seemed pretty partial to my windshield. So, I put him on the stucco wall outside my apartment door and told him to hang out there until I got back from work and I'd put him back on my windshield.
Mr. Frog was not there when I got home, but he reappeared when I left at midnight to take the kid out for a walk.... so on my way out the door, I put him back on my windshield as promised