The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
JonnyStead wrote: Go on... ask the nice man a question like I did... hahaha.. i like his answer : ...since you already have such persuasive power over woman.. .. obviously he knows you!
I think he probably took me on face value as being a God - like most women do. Its actually a bit of a curse - you know like Midas...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson