The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well spotted kt...I know, if we all send a pack, then Nate can tell us if there is any slight variation in taste from different areas of UK & Ireland...if there is, we can complain to the JD factory, and they give us free jammies as compensation...
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Kt, you aint the only one that hasn't been on UA for a while, I think Feb was the last time I visited...I shall have to dust off the cob-webs. I would be kinda weird when they ask at the post office to declare what you are posting, and the reply is "Jammie Dodgers"
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?