The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Anyone who had witnessed Stead's little food-baby would be chuckling at the irony of his words right now.
Now then, based on Nate's obvious popularity in this vote, I have decided to promote him to Vice Jammie Dodger King (VJDK). This officially makes him second in command and gives him all the rights and privileges of that rank (which are suspiciously similar to those he has now and, indeed as the rest of youse) with the added benefit of allowing him to indulge in... er... vices.