The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
For all those guys who voted for me... Thanks. You're all very cool. Much cooler than Stead who's just annoying and Hengle who's disqualified on account of being too hairy. I would have voted for katie, but the thought of someone so bonnie having all that responsibility made be balk. Katie... you're far too bonnie for public duty!
Er...
...I'm in Oz. Gettin' crispy by the beach. Except for the being in a cybercafe bit.
Katie, I nearly voted for you, then I had my thought on not really being able to vote for a monarch & so voted for the JDK before he started declaring a state of emergency, or a curfew, or something really harsh like rationing of Jammie Dodgers!
sha76jam wrote: Katie, I nearly voted for you, then I had my though on not really being able to vote for a monarch & so voted for the JDK before he started declaring a state of emergency, or a curfew, or something really harsh like rationing of Jammie Dodgers!
i voted for him too - we are among the loyal few it would seem
I cant say I voted for him - but I have been receiving text messages and emails from him down under -
He got to play with a gold bar worth £100k ($180,000) the other day! (Presumably one of the convicts down there passed it down through their family or summit)
Oops sorry...
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Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote: Well, I voted for Katie as she didn't ask to be in this. And I can't really vote for myself .. that wouldn't be on now would it.
JonnyStead wrote: Personally i think it was flawed because the JDK is out of bounds so we should crown the Nate - what do you guys all think? er.. didn't you set it up?
Absolutely - which is why I'm stunned we didnt just assume it would be flawed!
Personally I'd be happy to vote for And or Nate... this democracy thing is hardwork...
Maybe we should just leave until Sunday when Tubby gets back?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson