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JonnyStead


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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4950856.stm


If you're easily shocked - dont read this - but I have to say there are some SERIOUSLY bizarre people around.



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BrianS


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I don't think "bizarre" quite covers it. She is seriously sick.

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Yes, she is sickly, indeed.


But, sadly, it's not the worst story I've ever heard to come out of Germany. Not sure if I've linked to this, but this story is so horrific, even if you have a strong stomach, you should think twice about reading this. And don't read this anytime close to meal-time.


Don't want to heed my warnings? Fine, here it is, the worst story I think I have ever heard:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm




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BrianS


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Your guy, Nate, has been found guilty

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/05/09/cannibal.trial/index.html

I guess the question about guilt or innocence revolves around assisted suicide since the victim was willing.

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I'd more than a little hesitant to call him my guy... Yikes!!


Who cares if the other weirdo was willing, turn the key, throw it away and cement the lock!!


Cripes... That is such extreme and gnarly behaviour, surely there's no place for that and its got to be beyond repair... I mean, the 'wow factor' is strong in this one...



-- Edited by NateO at 20:58, 2006-05-09

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JonnyStead


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NateO wrote:

I'd more than a little hesitant to call him my guy... Yikes!!
Sorry mate - you are 'associated' with it now - you need a big positive PR drive to dig you out of this one. Maybe a really expensive one... driven by me?

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Sorry mate - you are 'associated' with it now - you need a big positive PR drive to dig you out of this one. Maybe a really expensive one... driven by me?


I'm sorry to say a much more pressing situation has come to my attention, a very sad story regarding a good mate of mine...


It seems he is considering having a no-alcohol wedding in November. Unfortunately, I think it's his future mother-in law that has lured him to the dark side!!!


As his friend, I need to assure him that this is a very bad idea. 3/4 of the reception will be in the parking lot, drinking beer out of my Jeep SRT8!! I must a way to bring him back to the lighter side, next week!!! This is supposed to be a party, not a business meeting!!


The force is going to be strong in this one!!!



-- Edited by NateO at 19:57, 2006-05-13

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JonnyStead


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Dry Wakes are a good idea because you only want people there who really want to be there and noone get hammered and throws up in the urn...


But dry weddings are a terrible idea - how are you supposed sleep with the bridesmaids if they're sober? did he think about that? did he?



-- Edited by JonnyStead at 18:12, 2006-05-14

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JonnyStead wrote:

...throws up in the ern...
Ern?

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JonnyStead


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Ern? dont know what you mean - I said Urn....


 


 


Ehum.,,,



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JonnyStead wrote:
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 18:12, 2006-05-14


hmmm suspicious

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JonnyStead


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I have no idea what you mean?

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NateO wrote:

 3/4 of the reception will be in the parking lot, drinking beer out of my Jeep SRT8!!
For a healthy surcharge, I hope!

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Well, it's for a good cause...


Actually, I might get hooked up. I was talking to my mate, a brew-master at a local brew-pub, and when I told him the story he cringed, and said he'd hook me up with a barrel if it came to that!



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I was brought up in pubs (M&D were landlord & lady at the St Peter's Finger)


Apparently when I was about three Mum found me one evening laying with my head under the dripping tap of a beer barrel with my mouth open!  Yum!!!



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JonnyStead


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Susan wrote:

I was brought up in pubs (M&D were landlord & lady at the St Peter's Finger) Apparently when I was about three Mum found me one evening laying with my head under the dripping tap of a beer barrel with my mouth open!  Yum!!!
There is just so much material to work with here...

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Sounds like you got off to a great start, there, Suey-mate!!

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