The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Mostly there will be a grand celebration of my arrival followed by a further celebration of my presence. Then, in about 3 weeks time, there will be a week of mourning for my departure!
Sadly when one is in possesion of an intellect as huge and awesome as mine, you tend to find everything a little bit boring. in fact you're boring me right now
OK its voting time - who's it gonna be - (I've taken the liberty of putting up options and one line manifestos - voting closes on Wednesday and JDK I dont care if you think I suck because this is a constitutional necessity as you are 'off world' as it were
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson